She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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