ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He? As in you personified your dick?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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