Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I wish i was in the wii world.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
