Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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