Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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