I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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