is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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