Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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