She announced her abortion via fbk
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
