stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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