There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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