I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm both gender and math confused
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