I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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