Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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