Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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