Me too!
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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