McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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