420 ftw
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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