we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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