Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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