Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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