I must be too annoying 4 u.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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