Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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