$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
is wine microwaveable?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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