I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
