even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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