I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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