My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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