Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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