Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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