I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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