i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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