The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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