she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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