wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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