I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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