just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
