i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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