she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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