Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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