Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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