Why does Corona taste like a burp?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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