I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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