we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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