The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
that is very illegal...i love you.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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