Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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