So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
