You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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