I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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