she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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