Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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