She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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