1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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